Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Ping Pong Matrix Style.

Check this out!! I thought it was pretty damn cool. Is that really nerdy of me?

Monday, May 22, 2006

Zombie Pics:

And, for the greatest zombie mixtape known to mankind, streamed right to your very own computer check out the following link:

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Drunken Zombies.

Well, my weekend has been tiring, draining, and yet also quite fun.

After working all week I attended the 2006 annual Melbourne Zombie Shuffle. Trust me, when I got there I most certainly felt the zombie! I had just spent the evening previously at the party of one of John's (pictured with me left) school friends Mickey.

The party would have been a success for most, except that I was truly not in the mood for a cocktail party, knew hardly anyone there and felt uncomfortable and judged. Neither are feelings of which I am particularly fond; especially when all I really want to do is go out and party. As a consequence, John, Ben and myself ended drinking about 6 or 7 bottles of wine between the 3 of us, and our very, very drunken natures can be seen shining through in the pictured shown. To see more photos of the evening I have included a link to a photo album.

Photos of the Zombie shuffle itself will be posted tomorrow. It's late tonight, and the files are huge; suffice it to say that the day was a resounding success, with about 400 people showing up at various stages during the day.

It was almost that the only thing better than taking photos of the zombies themselves was taking photos of the faces of the people in their cars as we walked past.

To view the 21st photos, just click on 'Mickey's Drunken 21st' in the following link:

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Holy Fucking Shit!!! Recognise these guys??

You may all remember that a little while ago I sent out an email linking to this hilarious video of these two chinese kids lipsinking to 'I Want It That Way' by The Backstreet boys.

For those of you who haven't seen it, search it on google video, it's honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Anyway, it turns out that these guy have their very own blog, right here at blogspot. It is a must see.

How Can You Not Love Little Green Things?

I just saw this video on (thanks Lliam!) and thought it was the cutest thing....

The 2006 Melbourne Zombie Shuffle

I am here to announce that Melbourne will be holding the 2006 Zombie Shuffle this Saturday, May 20th.

If I can get enough friends to come along, I will be attending. It's going to be such an awesomely pointless waste of time...I will be there screaming:

"What do we want?"
"When do we want them?"

I will be sure to take lots of photos, so keep your eyes out for them.

For more information, check out

Friday, May 12, 2006

Damn you Norway!!

I think that Norway has it in for me....I have this thing where I keep liking things that come from Norway, that I inevitably can't keep....

I'll have to go there one day just to see what all the fuss is about. I think Weebl had the right idea:

Click here to watch the movie...

I could have embedded it for you, but it plays automatically, and that would have simply been annoying...

Now that you've all dutifully watched the very cute flash file I feel that I should impart to you my own funny Kenya/Norway story.

I recently had the luck to associate with a charming young Norwegian man on his travels through Australia. We spent a few days in eachothers company, and good (very good) times were had by all.

I took him and two friends, as well as Kirsten out to dinner last Saturday, and felt very sad when I had to say goodbye. I must say, that against my better judgement I found myself getting rather attached to him.

That being said however, the amusement factor came when I had left him to catch the last train home. There I was accosted by none other than a Kenyan!! Literally. Propositioned by a Norwegian and a Kenyan all in one night...What are the odds? Especially since the words "Forget Norway" actually came from his mouth...

It got kind of scary after that though when he started touching me and following me around, repeatedly asking for my 'contact number'. Luckily (just to add to the amusement of the evening) I was rescued by a group of Kiwis, who then handed me over to a bunch of drunk Richmond fans for 'safe keeping'. Apparently that's what the kids are calling it these days.


Monday, May 08, 2006

An Ode to The Melbourne That Was...

Some of you who know me well will know of my consternation and downright murderous rage at the fact that, as the Commonwealth Games approached, the Victorian Government took it upon themselves to go down all the beautiful alleys in Melbourne and whitewash over all the gorgeous graffiti art that existed there.

Last week I took a wander down Degraves Street and saw for myself the destruction of a Melbourne Landmark. I was lucky in that a month or two before I had taken some photos around Melbourne to see what would turn out, and I for one am very happy with these.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Time To Say Goodbye

A huge shout-out goes to Shane and Tom/Kevin who unfortunately will be leaving us to go on to Adelaide, that hole on the arse end of the universe. It is way too sad that we need to lose such delightful characters to the wiles of such an unworthy oponent.

And Shane: You rock! See you on the flip-side.

Friday, May 05, 2006

At last, a cornucopia of love.

For those of you who do not yet understand the joys of go there!!!

If you haven't, then Kasi, this image is for you! I hope you love it as much as I did.

Naked time!

I hate children...

...and I hate the parents of stupid children. Honestly, some people need to learn some parenting skills; either that, or retail employees should be allowed to practice the heimlich manneouvre on those members of the vertically challenged minority so (oops!) they can crush their ribs, but go down as societal heroes for not only (bravely) attempting to save the poor diminutive individual's life, but also for so self-sacrificingly ridding society of one of its less productive members.

Seriously, some kids suck.