Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Neill Saves Christmas

Oh the joy!!! Brought to you by the makers of Potter Puppet Pals, and sexy snape, I share with you, Neill Saves Christmas. :D

The Top 5...

I think every couple in this world has a top 5 people they'd let you cheat with if they ever (albeit unlikely) walked into your life. It seems nowadays that men who blog do nothing BUT list the women they'd sleep with; so you know what, I figured it was my turn, since these things inevitable come into conversations at some point anyway....

Top 5 Men:

1. Christian Bale

Call me weird (in fact, you will) but the hottest role he ever played was Patrick Bateman in American Psycho...mmm, bloody....

2. Stuart Townsend
Irish...and pretty...plus played a vampire...need I say more?

3. Mark Wahlberg
Not afraid to be photographed with his hands down his pants...

4. Jude Law
Has the most gorgeous eyes ever!!!

5. Ethan Hawke
Pretty, oh so pretty, and oh so innocent...

Top 5 Women:

1. Cate Blanchette
The most interesting looking person alive

2. Monica Bellucci
She's fucking Monica Bellucci. Do I really need to say anything else?

3. Sophie Marceau
She's so pretty and waifish.

4. Scarlet Johansson
Great body. It's nice to have someone with a figure.

5. Christina Ricci
Looks like a living doll.

...So, there you have it people. They are my top 5 people of each gender. Make of it what you will.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

The Book of Revelations Got It Wrong...

The apocalypse is coming, and it lies in the hands of two people, none of this seven headed hydra crap. These two people are Mickey Avalon, and Peaches. I'm almost 100% sure that if these two individuals were ever to come into any form of contact the world as we know it would cease to exist.

I ask you this question: What do you think would happen if you got

...Mickey Avalon...

...and Peaches...

...in a room together. Seriously, I want to know. I still maintain the end of the world.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Nappies for Duckies

Why, for the love of god, why???
Should you, for some unexplained, completely alien reason to any kind of sanity wish to purchase a nappy, or any other kind of avian fashion for you poultry friend, head on over to Duckdiaper.com, there to suit all your avian fashion needs.
My mind still reels....

Too much study...

Well, as most of you know

1) I HATE Buffy

2) I hate study

Put these two together, and you have my honours thesis. *sigh* I seriously can't be bothered with it anymore...way too much effort.

In a spate of procrastination of having to find and analyze Buffy fansites (trust me, the amount of Buffy slash fiction I've come across is apalling...and most of it isn't even well written. God, if you're going to write about sex, at least make it sexy!!!) I came across this funny little quiz. Tells me what Buffy character I'm most like. Well, we all knew that I was likely to become a homicidal maniac at any given time, this quiz just proved it.

Warren Mears

72% amorality, 45% passion, 45% spirituality, 45% selflessness

Focus--that's the word that best describes Warren Mears... and it just might be the word that best describes you. You're calm, cool and collected, down-to-earth, know what you want and are willing to do what it takes to achieve your goals. You might also be something of an evil genius. Congratulations!

The test can be found here.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Happy Valentines Day

I know it's a bit early, but here's some love to prepare you for Wednesday. Just remember, whether you have a valentine or not, the llamas love you. :)

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Naked Dancing Llamas!!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you Dun for introducing me to what is quite possibly my new favourite website. Naked Dancing Llamas at frolic.org. Seriously, check it out. It is so much fun. Who can not love llamas? Put simply, the naked dancing llama is cheaper than psychotherapy, and he licks people's faces!

I'm sorry Ma'am, you can't park your van here...