Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Have a totally pimpin' Easter

Click on the image above to find out just WHY this Easter will be pimpin.' Pink chucks people, pink chucks...

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

How to 'boink' your vehicle...

To all you guys out there, this appeals to that side of you that sees a sexy car driving along the road, and all you really want to do is...well I won't go into details. But here, for your reading pleasure is a step by step guide on just how to live you those fantasies. You can read it here.

In conclusion, people are really, really, really fucked up.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Warning: Lyrics post coming up. Tune out if you were expecting something more impressive.

Lead singer from Blink 182's relatively new-ish band. Check them out. I kinda like them. Very epic.

Angels and Airwaves - Do It For Me Now

I'm frightened at night and the wind has a roar
It seeps through the hall and from under the door
Like the shit that was said
I can't take it that well
I give and I give and I give and I give and I'm still
Lost and hurt and bone thin from the love that's been starved
I know it got close but I'm sure it's too far
From the point of suspense, we know it should be
The end of that part of our favorite movie
When the guy grabs the girl and gives her his hand
Says take me away from this torturous land
Cause the grave is set up, the hole that I dug
I gave and I gave and I gave and I gave you my trust
Like the time that we kissed and you gave me a lie
To add to the scene you pretended to cry
But I'm here and I'm cool, the way that it is
Just give me a chance and I'll try to forgive

And I don't know
And I can't guess
If it's gonna be OK
But now my last wish
Is that you do this with me
Kiss me here and hold my hand
Let me feel like I'm the only one
I know you can
Won't you do it for me now

I've really had it with the rain of the tears
The predictable storm that has come every year
And it sneaks in from shore with a bat in its hand
I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying I can't
You're a thief and a witch but I love you to death
You steal my heart and curse under your breath
But the one thing that I can most willingly prove
That when you are gone I'll be fine without you

And I don't know
And I can't guess
If it's gonna be OK
But now my last wish
Is that you do this with me
Kiss me here and hold my hand
Let me feel like I'm the only one
I know you can
Won't you do it for me now?

Now just hold on, hold on to me

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Cute or Sad?

Ok peoples, here is something truly fucked up!!!! Check it out. I can't decided whether it's the cutest thing I've ever seen, or the saddest. What do you think?

Monday, March 19, 2007

The Dog Suicide Bridge

Overtoun Bridge near Dumbarton in west Scotland is the location for a mystery. Since the 1950's, it has been the scene of at least fifty, unexplained, dog deaths, which have horrified local dog owners.

Most of the dogs were long-nosed breeds; Labradors, Collies and Retrievers. Dog deaths have occurred in every season, but notably, on clear days, a rarity in this grey, wet part of Scotland. All of the dogs leapt from the same side of the bridge

According to legend, this is a place of dark deeds, tragedy and superstition. On one occasion, a man, behaving very erratically, threw his young baby from the bridge, believing it to be possessed by the devil.

In recent years the number of deaths has risen dramatically, with five animals jumping in six months. The story continues to attract widespread media attention, giving rise to the theory that these dogs could be committing suicide.

Overtoun House and it's grounds have garnered a reputation as a centre for unexplained phenomena. In Celtic mythology, Overtoun is known as a "thin" place. A place where Heaven and Earth are reputed to be close. Some have speculated that sensitive dogs are being spooked by something at the bridge.

The long leap from the bridge onto the waterfalls of the Overtoun Estate almost always results in immediate death. Inexplicably, some dogs have actually survived, recuperated, and then returned to the site to jump again. The dogs have mostly jumped from one side of the bridge, during clear weather.

The phenomenon has received international attention, and the Scottish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has sent representatives to investigate. No abnormality or explanation has yet been found.

Many people believe theories such as the winds coming from Loch Lomond or a ghost, perhaps that of a lady who resided in the area, influence the dogs to jump off the bridge. Others suggest the bridge's architecture as the cause.

Paranormal experts have traveled to the site to conduct investigations, and have not found anything unusual.

All that said however, the most likely explanation now seems to be that the scent of mink which are bred nearby, combined with the high, solid walls of the bridge makes the dogs jump, as they are completely unaware there is a 50 foot drop on the other side. Whoever said curiosity killed the cat clearly never met the dogs of Overtoun...

I told you she was hot...

This is just a quick post for Ben, who claimed the Mona Lisa wasn't hot... This is just to prove him wrong. Enjoy Ben. Enjoy.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Awesome Tee-Shirts

Most of you will have seen me wear some awesome tee-shirts around. Psychedelephants, Flowers in the Attic, Stabby McKnife. Ring a Bell?

Well, you too can wear awesome, awesome tee-shirts. They are designed by wearers, voted on by wearers and subsequently bought by wearers. Sizing is great, they're heavy duty, and just look fantastic.

I definitely recommend you all check it out, and make some purchases. You definitely won't regret it. Check out them threadless tee-shirts here. You'll look hot. ;)