OMG It's EUROVISION!!!

Get your Euro gear and Euro snacks out people. Second weekend in May is EUROVISION on SBS at 8:30. Preliminaries are on Saturday the 12th, and Finals are Sunday the 13th. I'll be getting my white suit out for my Eurovision party, where will you be?

Just a taste of the winners for the last few years:

(2004) Ruslana - Ukraine!!!! Xena with hot Ukranian Viking guys, and scantily leather-clad women. I don't know how you can go wrong.



(2005) Elena Paparizou - Greece. Ok, song sucks balls, but it's pure Euro. Bootscooting, Irish-Dancing Greek men who thrust their chests and a woman with a skirt so short you can see her bra...besides the guys are wearing...wait for it...white.



(2006) Lordi - Finland. No words...should have sent a poet. With gems such as "Arockaplyse", and "the day of Rockening". Come on people, gold! Besides, they're all so very hot. ;)



And just one more for good measure...for me it truly epitomizes Eurovision... Sakis Rouvas from Greece for Eurovision 2004...

1) WHITE SUITS
2) He pulls scarves out of god knows where...
3) The music is appalling...
4) For some unknown reason they do the river dance thing again...
5) The WHITE SUITS get removed to reveal shimmery, gold, very scant bikinis...seriously watch closely, if you blink you might think they legitimately just have disappearing clothes!
6) A midriff singlet on a guy!
7) The perfect finale to any song is of course when two women rip a man's clothes off...

Enjoy!



And with that I bid you good night. Enjoy the fun of Eurovision, and I'll see you next time. I wonder what treats Finland will have in store for us...