I sang to a baseball bat because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

This is something that Kirsten, a good friend of mine, emailed to me a while ago. I loved it, but never sent it on to anyone. So finally, here is my contribution (refer to subject line).

For those of you who have never seen this, it's lots of fun. To find out yours do the following:

Pick the month you were born in:

January--I kissed
Febuary--I danced with
March--I sang to
April--I vaccumed
May--I ate
June--I cried with
July--I ran with
August--I danced with
September--I smoked with
October--I spanked
November--I cried for
December--I loved

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a football player
2-------my best friends boyfriend
3-------a vacuum
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------chuck norris
7-------my true love
8-------my dog
9-------a llama
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------YOUR mom
14-------monkey
15-------a goat
16-------a ruler
17------- my crush
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a squirrel
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a pickle
25-------a baseball bat
26-------YOUR sister
27-------a cd
28-------a sasquatch
29-------a homeless guy
30-------my science teacher
31------- a mexican

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was drunk
Black-------Because i keep it gangsta
Pink--------Because im in love.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool like that.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i wuz high
Maroon-----Becuz he took my taco
Teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----cuz i wanted its ***
Amethyst----Because emos suck
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too

So, post your answers for the day... yesterday's answers were a little depressing... Mine was "I sang to a baseball bat because I hate myself" and Shane's was "I smoked with a homeless guy because I was drunk." Lets hope your answers are slightly more cheerful than that. ;)